Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about teachers

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Popularity rank 16 #10. Your big chance

December 4, 1993

JAVON: There she is, this is your chance. She's having trouble with the computer. Remember, stick to the plan!
JOHNNY: Stick to the plan, stick to the plan...

ENGLISH TEACHER: Ah I see Williams is making his move on Monique....
JAVON: Yup, everything will be great as long as he sticks to the plan...

SOUND: BOOM! CRASH! WHOOMP!

ENGLISH TEACHER: I'm assuming knocking down 6 bookcases was not part of "the plan."
JAVON: Not exactly...

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Popularity rank 17 #7. Meet Monique

December 1, 1993

ENGLISH TEACHER: Class, I just want to introduce a new member of the class, Monique, who just transferred over from Belgium.

ENGLISH TEACHER: MR. WILLIAMS! For once could you please direct your attention to the FRONT of the class!

JOHNNY: Sir, I...!!! Da..... wa.... gi... girl..... go..... good....

JAVON: Sir, may Johnny go to the clinic, his hormones just exploded.
JOHNNY: Oo... da... uh...

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Popularity rank 18 #6. Hopes

November 15, 1993

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ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, let's talk about what the author was saying... Anyone?

ENGLISH TEACHER: He talks about hopes, let's talk about hopes. Anyone have hopes? Anyone?

ENGLISH TEACHER: Johnny, how about you?
JOHNNY: Well, let's see...

JOHNNY: I HOPE that after four straight years of chicken patty and french fry lunches, my arteries don't start to flow grease instead of blood, but, huh, you know, call me a dreamer...

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Popularity rank 19 #369. Problems grading Ben’s exam

February 19, 1999

PROFESSOR: Ben, I had some PROBLEMS grading your last exam.
BEN: How so?

PROFESSOR: Well, take question ONE, "Explain in detail the central conflict in Hume and Locke's ideas concerning man's ability to govern." YOUR answer was: "The question is moot. We're all going to die."

BEN: WELL... we ARE, aren't we?
PROFESSOR: But you answered the other 19 questions the SAME way!

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Popularity rank 20 #350. Chatty Ben bugs Jay

January 25, 1999

BEN: Hey Jay! How's it goin'? It's me, Ben! You're taking AAS 149, too?
JAY: Oh, hey, Ben. Yeah, you know, social science requirement.

BEN: This RULES! We can do all our group projects together, form a weekly discussion group...
JAY: Mmm, hmm, great.

BEN: SAY, who would you say was the brightest new black politician of the 90's? My knee-jerk response would be Jesse Jackson, Jr., but one could make a case for Carol Moseley-Braun.
JAY: Mmm...

JAY: Ben, I don't WANNA be RUDE, but I'm trying to do the crossword, and it's very difficult to tune you AND the professor out.
BEN: Now, I've prepared this simple diorama to demonstrate my point...

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