Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about teachers

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Popularity rank 21 #256. French revolution presentation

April 21, 1998

PROFESSOR: Williams, I believe your presentation is next....

JOHNNY: YES, the, uh, the FRENCH REVOLUTION. In 1789, France revolved 20 degrees on its axis, causing unthinkable horror and stuff.

JOHNNY: Th- thank you.
PROFESSOR: Mmm, yes.

PROFESSOR: Another "F", Williams! Your valiant quest against grade inflation continues....
JOHNNY: What? Just cuz I didn't use OVERHEADS?

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Popularity rank 22 #210. Brilliant art criticism

February 9, 1998

NARRATOR: After class...
TEACHER: WILLIAMS, could you come here?
JOHNNY: Uh-oh...

TEACHER: Your comment WAS... so INSIGHTFUL. What do you feel about these De Koonings?
JOHNNY: YEAH... uh...

JOHNNY: Uh... MAYBE... whimsically SUBTLE... comfortably ORDERED and, UH, joyfully... daunting.

TEACHER: BRILLIANT! GENIUS!
JOHNNY: They also bear a STRIKING resemblance to PIG vomit...

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Popularity rank 23 #209. Art class comment

February 6, 1998

JOHNNY: DON'T call on me, DON'T call on me, DON'T ca-
TEACHER: WILLIAMS, how would YOU describe this Van Gogh?

JOHNNY: UH, I, AH,... (GULP). How about... PLAYFULLY IRONIC?
NOTE: You own a mirror.

NARRATOR: A moment of nerve-wracking silence.

TEACHER: YES, excellent! NOW on to slide 47...
JOHNNY: I think I may have stumbled ONto something here...
NOTE: To be CONTINUED!

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Popularity rank 24 #190. Course evaluation

December 8, 1997

JOHNNY: All RIGHT, course evaluation time! Here's where I REALLY shine! Let's see... ADEQUATE! FAIR! ADEQUATE! FAIR! FAIR!

JOHNNY: "WHAT ONE WORD best describes this course?" HMM...

JOHNNY: PRErequisite...

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Popularity rank 25 #18. Headphones

March 1, 1994

ENGLISH TEACHER: Don't think I don't see those headphones on you back there, Williams, you're supposed to be reading Macbeth!

JOHNNY: I, uh, I am, sir. It's an, uh, audio book! Yea, that's it! It's a, uh, book on tape!
ENGLISH TEACHER: I'll believe that when I hear it, hand it over, mister!

English teacher does a take.

ENGLISH TEACHER: I didn't realize PEARL JAM has been recording audio books these days...
JOHNNY: Huh, woops. Huh, huh, wrong tape, silly me....

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