The All NEW (Fat and Cholesterol Free) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore
ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, let’s talk about what the author was saying… Anyone?
ENGLISH TEACHER: He talks about hopes, let’s talk about hopes. Anyone have hopes? Anyone?
ENGLISH TEACHER: Johnny, how about you?
JOHNNY: Well, let’s see…
JOHNNY: I HOPE that after four straight years of chicken patty and french fry lunches, my arteries don’t start to flow grease instead of blood, but, huh, you know, call me a dreamer…
