- The All NEW (Doubled, Doubled, Toiled and Troubled) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore
- ENGLISH TEACHER: And now we come to Shakespeare, who’s famous for his classic plays.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Among his est were Hamlet, Macbeth, and the most famous of all, his classic romance, Romeo & Butthead.
- English Teacher does a take.
- ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, who’s the wiseguy with the overhead pen?