JOHNNY: Floyd, I was thinking about tie-dying all my tighty-whities, any tips?
FLOYD: Johnny, you realize who you're talking to, right?
JOHNNY: What do you mean?
FLOYD: The real Floyd has been abroad at the "Duke in Mozambique" program all semester...
JOHNNY: William!? Why!? How!?!
WILLIAM: I just needed some extra money this semester.
JOHNNY: So you've been (sudder) LYING to everyone?
WILLIAM: Yes, and I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and that lemur!
