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STU and morals
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- STU: Sir, how does one obtain MORALS?
- JOHNNY: Well, STU, it’s partly from upbringing, but a lot of it’s from instinct.
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- STU: And would you say morality’s a distinctively HUMAN quality?
- JOHNNY: Oh, I’d say so.
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- STU: So, as a COMPUTER, I could really have no concept of “right” or “wrong”.
- JOHNNY: No, I guess not.
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- STU: And would you sign a written statement to that effect?
- JOHNNY: WHAT? Why- are these NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES? BAD STU!! BAD STU!!
- SOUND: sniff