STU and morals

STU: Sir, how does one obtain MORALS? JOHNNY: Well, STU, it's partly from upbringing, but a lot of it's from instinct. STU: And would you say morality's a distinctively HUMAN quality? JOHNNY: Oh, I'd say so. STU: So, as a COMPUTER, I could really have no concept of "right" or "wrong". JOHNNY: No, I guess not. STU: And would you sign a written statement to that effect? JOHNNY: WHAT? Why- are these NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES? BAD STU!! BAD STU!! SOUND: sniff
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    • STU: Sir, how does one obtain MORALS?
    • JOHNNY: Well, STU, it’s partly from upbringing, but a lot of it’s from instinct.
    • STU: And would you say morality’s a distinctively HUMAN quality?
    • JOHNNY: Oh, I’d say so.
    • STU: So, as a COMPUTER, I could really have no concept of “right” or “wrong”.
    • JOHNNY: No, I guess not.
    • STU: And would you sign a written statement to that effect?
    • JOHNNY: WHAT? Why- are these NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES? BAD STU!! BAD STU!!
    • SOUND: sniff