SOUND: munch munch
JOHNNY: Sir, I've finished polishing you porcelain sheep collection. Could I have a talk with you?

MITCH: Well, your father should really be the one to do this but, OK. Johnny, when a man loves a woman very much, they-
JOHNNY: No, no, it's about my cartoon in the Chronicle.

MITCH: Oh yes, I often read the crosswo- er, ah, the Chronicle.
JOHNNY: GREAT! Got any suggestions?

MITCH: First off, I'd recommend you people put some cortisone on those eyes - they look a bit inflamed.
JOHNNY: Actually we store food there. Not unlike the cheek pouch of a common squirrel.

Mitch in Wonderland guest-stars in Johnny