Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about internships

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Popularity rank 1 #378. Ben gets an internship

March 4, 1999

JOHNNY: BEN! What's a matter?
BEN: (sniff) R... read this!

JOHNNY: "Dear Mr. Romero, We are pleased to offer you an internship..." Blah blah...

JOHNNY: Ben, I don't understand. You GOT this internship.

BEN: But (sniff) it's not the one I... I wanted.
JOHNNY: Remind me to WEEP for you this summer while I bus tables for 2 bucks an hour.

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Popularity rank 2 #109. Ben’s summer internship

June 1, 1997

BEN'S MOM: No, Benny's HOME from Duke this summer, mom.

BEN'S MOM: Oh yeah, well, we're real proud of him, he was able to get an INTERNSHIP at a local company...

BEN: Sir, I didn't confront you when you said there would be no pay, but I have to say something about these uniforms...
BOSS: Hey, you want experience for your resume, right? RIGHT. So put on the leg irons.
LABEL: Dressed as slave!

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Popularity rank 3 #104. Keeping Mitch’s lemur

April 28, 1997

JOHNNY: Well, sir, it's been a great semester working here.
SOUND: floss floss

JOHNNY: There's so much I've learned, so much I can now blackmail you with.
SOUND: drink drink

JOHNNY: The trainers even said I could keep this lemur as a pet, with the strip shutting down and all. And in honor of you, sir...
JOHNNY: Spit, please.
SOUND: spit spit

JOHNNY: I'm thinkin' of NAMIN' HIM MITCH! Mitch 1 meet Mitch 2!
MITCH: I think he's marking his territory on me.
LEMUR: I need my space.
SOUND: crap crap

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Popularity rank 4 #102. Johnny interning for Mitch

April 24, 1997

JOHNNY: I tell you, Mitch, this is the best internship a guy could ever have...
LABEL: Stank!
LABEL: Sponge!
LABEL: Lemur "accident"!

JOHNNY: SURE, I work 72 unpaid hours a week, I'm normally covered in the cast's VOMIT or Floyd's bong water, and you forced me to sign away all my rights and possessions, but I'm gaining...

JOHNNY: What was it I'm gaining again?
MITCH: Nice breasts. Very nice breasts.

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Popularity rank 5 #101. Mitch in Wonderland guest-stars in Johnny

April 23, 1997

SOUND: munch munch
JOHNNY: Sir, I've finished polishing you porcelain sheep collection. Could I have a talk with you?

MITCH: Well, your father should really be the one to do this but, OK. Johnny, when a man loves a woman very much, they-
JOHNNY: No, no, it's about my cartoon in the Chronicle.

MITCH: Oh yes, I often read the crosswo- er, ah, the Chronicle.
JOHNNY: GREAT! Got any suggestions?

MITCH: First off, I'd recommend you people put some cortisone on those eyes - they look a bit inflamed.
JOHNNY: Actually we store food there. Not unlike the cheek pouch of a common squirrel.

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