MO NARRATOR: The “Tenter”, a majestic beast who in mid-January embarks on a severe migratory pattern.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
MO NARRATOR: Armed with only an inborn ability to stand in line, these mammals boldly face the elements for six long weeks.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
MO NARRATOR: Groups of roughly fifteen tenters, calles “flocks”, congregate in small nylon encolsures called “tents”.
TENTERS: Go to hell Carolina.
TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
MO NARRATOR: The reason for this bizarre behavior is unknown, but may be linked to a strange digestive process involving pizza, mud, and mass quantities of Bud Light.
