K-ville tenters

MO NARRATOR: The "Tenter", a majestic beast who in mid-January embarks on a severe migratory pattern. TENTER: Go to hell Carolina. MO NARRATOR: Armed with only an inborn ability to stand in line, these mammals boldly face the elements for six long weeks. TENTER: Go to hell Carolina. TENTER: Go to hell Carolina. TENTER: Go to hell Carolina. MO NARRATOR: Groups of roughly fifteen tenters, calles "flocks", congregate in small nylon encolsures called "tents". TENTERS: Go to hell Carolina. TENTER: Go to hell Carolina. MO NARRATOR: The reason for this bizarre behavior is unknown, but may be linked to a strange digestive process involving pizza, mud, and mass quantities of Bud Light. TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
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    • MO NARRATOR: The “Tenter”, a majestic beast who in mid-January embarks on a severe migratory pattern.
    • TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
    • MO NARRATOR: Armed with only an inborn ability to stand in line, these mammals boldly face the elements for six long weeks.
    • TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
    • TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
    • TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
    • MO NARRATOR: Groups of roughly fifteen tenters, calles “flocks”, congregate in small nylon encolsures called “tents”.
    • TENTERS: Go to hell Carolina.
    • TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.
    • MO NARRATOR: The reason for this bizarre behavior is unknown, but may be linked to a strange digestive process involving pizza, mud, and mass quantities of Bud Light.
    • TENTER: Go to hell Carolina.