K-ville monitors and tent checks

MO NARRATOR: Tenters are timid creatures with no natural enemies save the sinister "line monitor" species. MO NARRATOR: These serpent-like predators appear without warning in a flash of fiery brimstone and howl their booming battle roar. LINE MONITOR: TENT CHECK!! MO NARRATOR: Helpless tenters scurry for shelter to avoid the deadly strike of the monitor. LINE MONITOR: Tent 23's out! TENTER: Noooooo! I'm here! I'm here! MO NARRATOR: Their only defense is a preemptive maneuver known in tenting circles as a "bribe". JOHNNY: You saw me here at 3:00 am this morning. LINE MONITOR: Hsssss... Certainly did...
Transcript
    • MO NARRATOR: Tenters are timid creatures with no natural enemies save the sinister “line monitor” species.
    • MO NARRATOR: These serpent-like predators appear without warning in a flash of fiery brimstone and howl their booming battle roar.
    • LINE MONITOR: TENT CHECK!!
    • MO NARRATOR: Helpless tenters scurry for shelter to avoid the deadly strike of the monitor.
    • LINE MONITOR: Tent 23’s out!
    • TENTER: Noooooo! I’m here! I’m here!
    • MO NARRATOR: Their only defense is a preemptive maneuver known in tenting circles as a “bribe”.
    • JOHNNY: You saw me here at 3:00 am this morning.
    • LINE MONITOR: Hsssss… Certainly did…