How to write a research paper

Hey Kids! This Month: An Exciting Instructional Cartoon Entitled: "How to Write a Research Paper!" Starring Johnny! NARRATOR: Step 1: Picking a Topic. This can be accomplished with the help of a teacher or librarian, or you can try to come up with one on your own. ENGLISH TEACHER: Im afriad, John, that O.J. Simpson is just not considered a contemporary American writer. JOHNNY: Shoot, man. LABEL: Johnny's lovable new catchphrase. Johnny holds a book, "I Want to Tell You". NARRATOR: Step 2: Research. Libraries can yield a wealth of information, but in our modern times, be careful not to overlook other media. VIDEO PALACE EMPLOYEE: I don't believe any Langston Hughes books have been made into movies, sir. JOHNNY: Check on Jack Kerouac... NARRATOR: Step 3: Take a Deep Breath. On to Step 4: Formulating a Thesis. Run your thesis by your teacher before you begin to write! JOHNNY: From reading the various writings of contemporary writer Langston Hughes, one may or may not assume that through his writings Hughes was able to write in such a manner that one could infer the writer writing the writings was contemporary writer Langston Hughes. NARRATOR: Step 5: The Finished Product! ENGLISH TEACHER: These are just blank pages! JOHNNY: Oh really? Dang faulty printer... EXTRA: Punctuation Corner: How many colons are in this cartoon? Answer: 8
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  1. Hey Kids! This Month: An Exciting Instructional Cartoon Entitled: “How to Write a Research Paper!” Starring Johnny!
    • NARRATOR: Step 1: Picking a Topic. This can be accomplished with the help of a teacher or librarian, or you can try to come up with one on your own.
    • ENGLISH TEACHER: Im afriad, John, that O.J. Simpson is just not considered a contemporary American writer.
    • JOHNNY: Shoot, man.
    • LABEL: Johnny’s lovable new catchphrase.
    • Johnny holds a book, “I Want to Tell You”.
    • NARRATOR: Step 2: Research. Libraries can yield a wealth of information, but in our modern times, be careful not to overlook other media.
    • VIDEO PALACE EMPLOYEE: I don’t believe any Langston Hughes books have been made into movies, sir.
    • JOHNNY: Check on Jack Kerouac…
    • NARRATOR: Step 3: Take a Deep Breath. On to Step 4: Formulating a Thesis. Run your thesis by your teacher before you begin to write!
    • JOHNNY: From reading the various writings of contemporary writer Langston Hughes, one may or may not assume that through his writings Hughes was able to write in such a manner that one could infer the writer writing the writings was contemporary writer Langston Hughes.
    • NARRATOR: Step 5: The Finished Product!
    • ENGLISH TEACHER: These are just blank pages!
    • JOHNNY: Oh really? Dang faulty printer…
    • EXTRA: Punctuation Corner: How many colons are in this cartoon? Answer: 8