JOHNNY: Besides this wordy and poorly developed storyline, what's going on with you, WILLIAM?
WILLIAM: WELL, I've been a bit SICK lately.
JOHNNY: OH, like a computer virus?
WILLIAM: Well, not EXACTLY, no.
WILLIAM: It's computer jock itch.
JOHNNY: You know, it's all about suppression.
WILLIAM: I don't even know where my jock IS, anymore!
