Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Fratman

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Popularity rank 16 #60. Meet Fratman

February 17, 1997

JOHNNY: Well, William, I'll have to agree with ya. We can't get no women, and we can't get no alcohol. This party's just not workin' for us.

SOUND: SHAZAM!

JOHNNY: Who... who are you?

FRATMAN: I'm Fratman!
JOHNNY: I smell a storyline!
WILLIAM: I smell stale beer....

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Popularity rank 17 #403. Fratman and Sorority Girl get ABC show

April 15, 1999

JOHNNY: Fratman, Sorority Girl. I can't imagine Disney thinks YOU'RE PC.
LABEL: Mickey overalls, yowza!

FRATMAN: Johnny, the management LOVES us! Our parents went to school with them. We ARE leaving though.

FRATMAN: They've asked us to host a new show on ABC. It's a cross between a home video show and a college drama.

FRATMAN: "America's Funniest Hook-ups"!
SORORITY GIRL: I'm also hosting a nature show called "When Charge Cards Attack"!

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Popularity rank 18 #325. Greek week

December 1, 1998

JOHNNY: Greetings, all! Today on "Johnny" we celebrate "Greek Week"! We've got tons of GYROS and SOUVLAKI sandwiches, lots of FETA CHEESE, and we're ready to rock!

JOHNNY: So, let's... uh-huh, yeah.... OOOOH... THAT Greek.
FRATMAN: Psst psst

JOHNNY: WELL... what the HELL do I do with all this BAKLAVA?
FRATMAN: Sorry, folks, we'll be back tomorrow with our regularly scheduled Trent jokes.

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Popularity rank 19 #315. Duke Gap ad: Khakis whine

November 17, 1998

JOHNNY: Aaaa! I have three tests this week! And a paper.

FRATMAN: Yeah? That's nothin'! I got 5 tests and 2 papers!
SORORITY GIRL: 20 tests! 38 papers! 750 theses! And my PC just blew up!

BEN: I have to solve the Russian economic crisis by noon! Or I fail stats!
JEN: My gross anatomy final is at 9! And I have to produce corpses for the whole class!

TITLE: DUKE - khakis whine.

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Popularity rank 20 #302. Greekist

October 29, 1998

BEN: Fratman, I've heard rumors you're "Greekist".
FRATMAN: What do you mean?

BEN: "Greekist", you know, biased against those not in frats and sororities.

FRATMAN: That's RIDICULOUS! Some of my best FRIENDS are independents!
JOHNNY: YEAH!

FRATMAN: And I treat them as though they're completely NORMAL!
JOHNNY: YEAH! .... hey....

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