Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Fratman

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Popularity rank 6 #294. Dry on-campus parties vs. off-campus drinking

October 19, 1998

BEN: It's like birds and bees, or "ER" and "Chicago Hope"...
JOHNNY: Quiet, you two! There're more important things than comparitive horniness!

JOHNNY: For example: FREE BEER! As an underage drinker, I'm torn* between lame, "dry" on-campus parties and the dangers of off-campus drinking!
NOTE: * Pun INTENDED! Woohoo! Yeah!

JOHNNY: If only someone could help me...
BEN: MMM, wonder who?
SOUND: sniff

JOHNNY: FRATMAN!
FRATMAN: Hi, kids!
BEN: I'll call you after this storyline blows over....

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Popularity rank 7 #262. Good luck on exams

April 29, 1998

JOHNNY: Good luck on exams and congrats seniors!

BEN: Have a bourgeoisie summer.
JEN: Dear LORD, honey, you don't let up with this cynicism thing, do you?

FRATMAN: Sknxx az vrok sneb adwbozt!
SORORITY GIRL: Some of us took a little too long of a "study break"...

MO: The answers are: 1. True, 2. Conjugated dienes, 3. Dali, 4. George Bush, 5. Not unless beer money is low and you are directly propositioned.

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Popularity rank 8 #232. Next to the crossword

March 11, 1998

JOHNNY: For all you avid crossword solvers, today's Johnny provides a service: we've put all the humor into the one panel still visible when you fold the paper into prime crossword solvin' position! Come for the crossword, stay for the comic! ENJOY!

JOHNNY: Lemurs!
WILLIAM: Nerds!
BEN: Trent!
JEN: Pre meds!
FRATMAN: Frats!
MO: Nan!

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Popularity rank 9 #196. Jen meets Fratman

January 20, 1998

JEN: HEY, you know my boyfriend, Ben, don't you?
FRATMAN: YES, yes, BEN. Great guy. The name's Fratman.

JEN: Jen. So, why're you here at RUSH anyway?
FRATMAN: Jen, for too long I have championed the Greek cause alone.

FRATMAN: Like any frat guy, I seek my one true SORORITY GIRL. One who cherishes SOCIAL STRUCTURE. One who understands my love of ALCOHOL.

FRATMAN: One who has a nice BUTT.
JEN: AH, there ARE a few romantics left...

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Popularity rank 10 #146. Return of Fratman

October 7, 1997

WILLIAM: Johnny, I'm concerned. What will the frats' new alcohol policies mean for ME, an average dork?
JOHNNY: I dunno, William, but I think I know who to call...

SOUND: SHAZAM!

WILLIAM AND JOHNNY: FRATMAN!
FRATMAN: Hullo, boys! Sorry I was so pokey; there was a sale at Abercrombie...
LABEL: White Hat of Justice!

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