Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Popularity rank 36 #232. Next to the crossword

March 11, 1998

JOHNNY: For all you avid crossword solvers, today's Johnny provides a service: we've put all the humor into the one panel still visible when you fold the paper into prime crossword solvin' position! Come for the crossword, stay for the comic! ENJOY!

JOHNNY: Lemurs!
WILLIAM: Nerds!
BEN: Trent!
JEN: Pre meds!
FRATMAN: Frats!
MO: Nan!

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Popularity rank 37 #231. Rejected

March 10, 1998

A pause.

BEN: SO...

BEN: How does it feel to be rejected by a NITRO GIRL?
JOHNNY: You know, she didn't have to BODY SLAM me, I thought my spandex remark was a good opening line.

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Popularity rank 38 #227. Social event of the year

March 4, 1998

SORORITY GIRL: I mean Tuesday was the social event of the year. Yeah... I know...

SORORITY GIRL: And did you see Lauren? And she was with... I know! And that skirt! What? No!

BEN: I didn't know they had a mixer Tuesday... Oh.

BEN: The bonfire.
SORORITY GIRL: I mean, please, who wears chiffon to a bench-burning...

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Popularity rank 39 #218. BC walkway stench

February 19, 1998

BEN: SO, they revoked your position because of the CARTOON comment.
JOHNNY: Yep. I played the artworld like it was a game of MADLIBS, but the game is up.

BEN: Your life ruined by a cartoon.
JOHNNY: Yeah, what a powerful medium.

A pause.

BEN: Speaking of POWERFUL, that BC walkway stench is in RARE FORM tonight...
JOHNNY: Mmm... adamantly potent...

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Popularity rank 40 #216. Art critic magazine covers

February 17, 1998

MAGAZINE: Smithsonian - Duke's Dr. John Williams turns the artworld on its collective ear.
MAGAZINE: Arts Illustrated - We're enigmatically intrigued about Duke
MAGAZINE: DogWorld - Duke's hunky Ph.D. Johnny Williams gives 10 tips on puppy grooming

JOHNNY: I had the COSMO cover in the bag, too, until CINDY CRAWFORD pointed out I wasn't a WOMAN. The slut.

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