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BEN: Look, Vanna is the GLUE that holds the show together.
WILLIAM: That's NOT the issue here!
JOHNNY: GUYS! Turn it to channel 40 quick!

TV: ...reports are SKETCHY, but it appears that the entire CAMPUS of UNC-Chapel Hill has been SWALLOWED up in a FIERY HOLE, let's go to-
NOTE: Info panel

JOHNNY: DON'T YOU SEE? Carolina's actually GONE to hell!
BEN: Wow.
WILLIAM: Yeah, WOW.
NOTE: Drama panel

JOHNNY: By the way, SAJAK's where the money is, Vannas just a letter-turning bimbo.
WILLIAM: That's whay I'M sayin'!
BEN: No, no, no...