Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about Duke basketball

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Popularity rank 11 #386. Celebrating basketball

March 23, 1999

BEN: Don't you have class now?
JOHNNY: I'm celebrating the success of our basketball team.

BEN: I thought that's why you skipped class FRIDAY.
JOHNNY: That was in celebration of the WOMEN'S team, and today is for the MEN'S.

BEN: I suppose tomorrow you'll be celebrating...
JOHNNY: The success of our coed cross-country billiards team, yes.

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Popularity rank 12 #330. Underground tenting

December 8, 1998

JOHNNY: Off to camp out for Carolina.
BEN: I thought the new rules only allow you to erect a tent 10 days ahead.

JOHNNY: Well, those freshman who got first in line by not "erecting" their tent but simply laying it down INSPIRED us...

JOHNNY: Instead of "erecting" tents, we've formed a complex network of underground TUNNELS and CAVES beneath Cameron! YOU SEE? We've BROKEN NO RULES!

JOHNNY: "I obey the letter of the law if not the spirit."
BEN: I think this whole thing was an excuse to say "erecting" a lot...

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Popularity rank 13 #253. Ndiaye

April 16, 1998

MO: So who was this French guy?
JOHNNY: WAIT! That's just a mask!
JACQUES: What're you doing?

JOHNNY: Makhtar Ndiaye!
NDIAYE: Yes! Hahaha!

JOHNNY: Ndiaye, huh?

JOHNNY: Is our strip THAT low budget?
NDIAYE: HEY! Thptoo!

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Popularity rank 14 #252. End of long, drawn-out storylines

April 15, 1998

JOHNNY: Man, when you're on the lam, nothin' hits the spots like BREAKFAST FOOD!
BEN: You said it.

KRZYZEWSKI: THERE THEY ARE!!
BEN: Coach K! We're sorry about the car!
KRZYZEWSKI: It's OK, let's just have that tape!

KRZYZEWSKI: See officers, this surveillance tape from Cameron proves Roshown was shooting baskets at the time the jersey was stolen!
COPS: You're right!
LABEL: Police officers!

COPS: You're free to go, Roshown!
MO: I'm NOT, Roshown!
JOHNNY: How convenient that both plotlines simultaneously ended!
LABEL: Obviously a BAT, and not Roshown McLeod.

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Popularity rank 15 #250. Tape in car

April 13, 1998

JOHNNY: Hey, there's something stuck here.
BEN: Didja know Roshown McLeod was arrested?

JOHNNY: Looks like a video tape.
BEN: They say he stole Jordan's jersey.

JOHNNY: The label says "Roshown McLeod".
BEN: Coach K sez he had a video tape that proves Ro innocent, but some kids drove off with it.

JOHNNY: If only this could somehow HELP us.
BEN: McLeod's picture is AWFUL. He looks like a... a BAT....

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