Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about Duke basketball

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Popularity rank 6 #223. K-ville waiting

February 26, 1998

NARRATOR: The tenters' migration is nearly over, and there is a sens of tension in Krzyzewskiville. This final day of waiting is compelling. The emotion of it all is breathtaking.

A pause.

A pause.

NARRATOR: Sadly, it does not translate terribly well to cartoon format.

This portion of today's "Johnny" has been bought for advertising space:

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Popularity rank 7 #140. Ben’s UNC friend from high school

September 29, 1997

BEN: Oh, hey! It's Greg, one of my friends from high school. What's up!

GREG: Hey, Ben.
BEN: SO, this little ordeal should cause you to slip a notch or two in the old US NEWS, huh? Heh, heh...

GREG: Good LORD, our entire campus engulfed in FLAMES, our administration taken over by SATAN, our food lines clogged with DEMONS, and STILL all you Dukies think about are RANKINGS!
LABEL: Flames!

BEN: No, I'm thinking about basketball, too.

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Popularity rank 8 #69. UNC’s post-game celebration

March 2, 1997

NARRATOR: Today on "Johnny: Undercover", our hidden cartoon camera reveals shocking truths during UNC's post-game celebration!
LABEL: Minors!
LABEL: Alcohol!
LABEL: Comic book!

UNC GUY: What's up? I'm a redneck! Boy, that Dook game went GOOD!
UNC GIRL: Yeah! Maybe they cancel classes!
LABEL: Highlighter!

UNC GUY: Ha ha ha! CLASSES! That a good one! I'm a big redneck!
UNC GIRL: Hey, I LIKE you, this is longest conversation me had with UNC guy! Let's hook up!
LABEL: Cliff Notes!

UNC GUY: OK! Hey, aren't we related?
UNC GIRL: I think so!

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Popularity rank 9 #48. One tent left

January 30, 1997

POLICE OFFICER: There's still a light on in that tent!

POLICE OFFFICER: Hey guys, the game's over! We won, no more tent checks! Trajan Landgon has been promoted to diety!
TENT PEOPLE: We know!

POLICE OFFICER: Don't you wanna get out of this TINY little tent and back to your dorm where you have some SPACE?

TENT PEOPLE: Not really, we live in TRENT.
FRESHMAN: Yeah, and I live in Randolph, same difference.

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Popularity rank 10 #387. Day after losing 1999 NCAA championship

March 24, 1999

A pause

A pause

JOHNNY: (sigh)

NARRATOR: Congratulations men's and women's basketball. Trajan, Michelle, Nicole, Taymon, Nilary, Payton, Justin, Naz, Takisha, THANK YOU.

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