Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about Duke basketball

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Popularity rank 21 #240. Put on your costumes

March 30, 1998

MO: We're ready, Jacques!
JACQUES: Ah! Magnifique! My little fuzzy actors! Quickly put on your costumes!
LABEL: Saucy French director!

NICK: COSTUMES? I thought this was a documentary.
MO: Well, it IS a documentary.

MO: On the basketball players. You're Wojo.
JACQUES: OK, little animals. Let us begin, how you say, driveling! No, that is not it...

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Popularity rank 22 #239. Signed up for documentary

March 27, 1998

NICK: Getcher shoes on, I signed us up to be in a documentary.

NICK: Oh, NOT AGAIN, you know what happened last time.
MO: Look, it's easy money...
LABEL: Hiding technology!

NICK: Mo, I still have scars from that leaf blower incident!
MO: Oh, just put out that cigarette and try to look earthy.

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Popularity rank 23 #228. Luckily, we don’t have girlfriends

March 5, 1998

JOHNNY: Ha HA, Ben's out having issues with Jen, and Sorority Girl made Fratman go watch some CHICK FLICK.
WILLIAM: So?

JOHNNY: They're missing the ACC TOURNAMENT, William!! LUCKILY, we don't HAVE girlfriends...

A pause.

WILLIAM: Yeah. Kick ass.

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Popularity rank 24 #225. Fratman and foam parties

March 2, 1998

BEN: Fratman! What happened to you?
FRATMAN: Oh, you know, the cops got me, man. I had lighter fluid and...

BEN: Right.
FRATMAN: OK, no, well, actually I was talking trash to Okulaja after the game, you know, and...

BEN: Sure you were.
FRATMAN: OK, no, well ACTUALLY it was a pledge task to beat up a superhero, and, haha, those darn kids, uh...

FRATMAN: ALL RIGHT, I SLIPPED WHILE PLAYING IN THE FOAM, OK? It's just I never had bubble baths as a child, I, I...
BEN: There, there...

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Popularity rank 25 #224. Didn’t get into the UNC game

February 27, 1998

BEN: Still moping about not getting into the game?
JOHNNY: We were in tent 92, Ben! Tent 91 got in!
SHIRT: I took Jordan's jersey

BEN: I know, I know, but you just have to get over it.
JOHNNY: Oh, you're probably right...

JOHNNY: Look, let's go get some Burger King...

JOHNNY: MAYBE WE'LL WAIT IN LINE FOR TWO HOURS ONLY TO FIND OUT OUR FOOR'S ALL BEEN EATEN BY #@0&* GRAD STUDENTS!

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