Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about Duke basketball

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Popularity rank 16 #247. Hitting a car

April 8, 1998

JOHNNY: Is this the airbag?
BEN: No, just some balloon animals I had in the glove compartment.

BEN: You banged up that car PRETTY good. Sign sez it was the basketball coach's spot.

JOHNNY: WHAT?!

BEN: Some guy's coming over here, some little Polish guy, MAN, he is cussing like a SAILOR...
JOHNNY: Ben. GET... IN... THE CAR.

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Popularity rank 17 #245. Arrest

April 6, 1998

NARRATOR: Attention: pivotal plot point!
JACQUES: Action!
MO: I stole Jordan's jersey.
COP: Freeze, McLeod!

COP: You're under arrest for the THEFT of Michael Jordan's jersey....
MO: WHAT? I'm not REALLY McLeod, and you're not a real COP!
LABEL: Small pig!
SOUND: clink

COP: I'm with the ANIMAL POLICE, and please don't comment on my SPECIES, I realize the irony....
JACQUES: Bonjour!
MO: Nick, help!
NARRATOR: STAY TUNED!

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Popularity rank 18 #244. Stole Jordan’s jersey

April 3, 1998

JACQUES: In deez last scene, you must RUN up, TAKE deez jersey, and SAY "I stole Jordan's jersey!"
MO: WHAT? That never HAPPENED!
LABEL: Still saucy.

MO: I thought this was a DOCUMENTARY.
JACQUES: WELL, more of a docuDRAMA. Like Titanic! And everybody is loving Titanic! Yes, no? No, yes?
LABEL: Still French

MO: James Cameron spent over $300,000,000 meticulously recreating every INCH of a huge ocean liner.

MO: YOU cast a SMALL BAT as a Roshown McLeod's BODY DOUBLE. Avoid the words "like Titanic" when discussing YOUR movie.
NICK: Wojo DiCaprio...

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Popularity rank 19 #243. Shots of Wojo shooting

April 2, 1998

JACQUES: All right. I now need a few shots of Wojo shooting. Here...

NICK: So...

NICK: The whole "height" issue STILL doesn't bother you, huh?
JACQUES: Non, non! Ze camera, it adds six feet!

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Popularity rank 20 #242. Roshown McLoed face

April 1, 1998

NICK: This makes NO sense.
MO: Look, he's doing a film on the team, he lost some footage, he's reshooting it, we're the players.

NICK: Mo, I love ya, but you look NOTHING like Roshown McLoed.

NICK: Now, I DO get mistaken for Wojo now and then, usually by the LADIES.
MO: Hey, what if I do that mean face thing like Ro?

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