The Social Elite Club

JOHNNY: You know, BEN, I don't see YOU frequenting too many ice cream socials, it's not like you're a big "clubber" yourself... JOHNNY: I, ON THE CONTRARY, am on my way to a meeting right now... BEN: Oh REALLY? What club? JOHNNY: The S.E.C. (Social Elite Club), anyone who's ANYONE is in the S.E.C. They decide what's "in" and "out".... BEN: And WHAT, pray tell, is on the agenda tonight? SOCIAL ELITE CLUB PRESIDENT: ...our guest speaker tonight will discuss the potential for an ANTI- anti-Hootie backlash, and we'll also hand out a sign-up sheet to volunteer at "The Gap" this weekend...
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    • JOHNNY: You know, BEN, I don’t see YOU frequenting too many ice cream socials, it’s not like you’re a big “clubber” yourself…
    • JOHNNY: I, ON THE CONTRARY, am on my way to a meeting right now…
    • BEN: Oh REALLY? What club?
    • JOHNNY: The S.E.C. (Social Elite Club), anyone who’s ANYONE is in the S.E.C. They decide what’s “in” and “out”….
    • BEN: And WHAT, pray tell, is on the agenda tonight?
    • SOCIAL ELITE CLUB PRESIDENT: …our guest speaker tonight will discuss the potential for an ANTI- anti-Hootie backlash, and we’ll also hand out a sign-up sheet to volunteer at “The Gap” this weekend…