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The Social Elite Club
- JOHNNY: You know, BEN, I don’t see YOU frequenting too many ice cream socials, it’s not like you’re a big “clubber” yourself…
- JOHNNY: I, ON THE CONTRARY, am on my way to a meeting right now…
- BEN: Oh REALLY? What club?
- JOHNNY: The S.E.C. (Social Elite Club), anyone who’s ANYONE is in the S.E.C. They decide what’s “in” and “out”….
- BEN: And WHAT, pray tell, is on the agenda tonight?
- SOCIAL ELITE CLUB PRESIDENT: …our guest speaker tonight will discuss the potential for an ANTI- anti-Hootie backlash, and we’ll also hand out a sign-up sheet to volunteer at “The Gap” this weekend…