Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about extracurriculars

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Popularity rank 1 #50. The Social Elite Club

February 3, 1997

JOHNNY: You know, BEN, I don't see YOU frequenting too many ice cream socials, it's not like you're a big "clubber" yourself...

JOHNNY: I, ON THE CONTRARY, am on my way to a meeting right now...
BEN: Oh REALLY? What club?

JOHNNY: The S.E.C. (Social Elite Club), anyone who's ANYONE is in the S.E.C. They decide what's "in" and "out"....
BEN: And WHAT, pray tell, is on the agenda tonight?

SOCIAL ELITE CLUB PRESIDENT: ...our guest speaker tonight will discuss the potential for an ANTI- anti-Hootie backlash, and we'll also hand out a sign-up sheet to volunteer at "The Gap" this weekend...

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Popularity rank 2 #49. You need to get involved

February 2, 1997

BEN: Look at you. You spend all your free time sitting around here watching T.V. You need to get INVOLVED.
NOTE: Mitch in Wonderland!

BEN: When you're out of college looking for a job, they're gonna want people who had extra curriculars, people who were in CLUBS.
NOTE: Every Monday! Down there

JOHNNY: I DO THINGS. I did that thing with all those people just the other day.
NOTE: Collect them all!!!!!

BEN: YOU RODE A BUS, Johnny!
JOHNNY: ...and I pulled the cord! We all give back in our own special way!

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