Social Elite Club meeting

BEN: I cannot BELIEVE you talked me into coming to this Social Elite Club meeting. JOHNNY: Hi, my friend here would like to join S.E.C. SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Great! We'll just run a quick test to see if he's eligible. SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: How many flannels do you own? BEN: Oh, like 5. SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Have you watched "Friends" recently? BEN: Yeah. SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Are you happy with life? BEN: No. SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Do you own any corduroy pants? BEN: Yes. SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: All right, everything checks out, here's your I.D., some "alien" sunglasses, and a "Pearl Jam" CD, welcome to S.E.C. BEN: This is surreal.... JOHNNY: Wait'll you learn the handshake....
Transcript
    • BEN: I cannot BELIEVE you talked me into coming to this Social Elite Club meeting.
    • JOHNNY: Hi, my friend here would like to join S.E.C.
    • SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Great! We’ll just run a quick test to see if he’s eligible.
    • SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: How many flannels do you own?
    • BEN: Oh, like 5.
    • SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Have you watched “Friends” recently?
    • BEN: Yeah.
    • SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Are you happy with life?
    • BEN: No.
    • SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Do you own any corduroy pants?
    • BEN: Yes.
    • SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: All right, everything checks out, here’s your I.D., some “alien” sunglasses, and a “Pearl Jam” CD, welcome to S.E.C.
    • BEN: This is surreal….
    • JOHNNY: Wait’ll you learn the handshake….