Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about Pearl Jam

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Popularity rank 1 #51. Social Elite Club meeting

February 4, 1997

BEN: I cannot BELIEVE you talked me into coming to this Social Elite Club meeting.

JOHNNY: Hi, my friend here would like to join S.E.C.
SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Great! We'll just run a quick test to see if he's eligible.

SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: How many flannels do you own?
BEN: Oh, like 5.
SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Have you watched "Friends" recently?
BEN: Yeah.
SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Are you happy with life?
BEN: No.
SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: Do you own any corduroy pants?
BEN: Yes.

SOCIAL ELITE CLUB MEMBER: All right, everything checks out, here's your I.D., some "alien" sunglasses, and a "Pearl Jam" CD, welcome to S.E.C.
BEN: This is surreal....
JOHNNY: Wait'll you learn the handshake....

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Popularity rank 2 #18. Headphones

March 1, 1994

ENGLISH TEACHER: Don't think I don't see those headphones on you back there, Williams, you're supposed to be reading Macbeth!

JOHNNY: I, uh, I am, sir. It's an, uh, audio book! Yea, that's it! It's a, uh, book on tape!
ENGLISH TEACHER: I'll believe that when I hear it, hand it over, mister!

English teacher does a take.

ENGLISH TEACHER: I didn't realize PEARL JAM has been recording audio books these days...
JOHNNY: Huh, woops. Huh, huh, wrong tape, silly me....

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