WILLIAM: GUESS who stopped by the "Android Parts" section in Circuit City today?
STU: REALLY, sir? What is it? An ARM? Perchance a COLON?
BOX: The Ol' Factory

WILLIAM: It's a NOSE! Cool, huh?
STU: Oh. Or rather, OH! Ah, NEAT, ah, sir.
COMPUTER: Cover of Pinkerton by Weezer

SOUND: click sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff

WILLIAM: Well? Thoughts, comments?
STU: The word "PENULTIMATE" comes to mind, sir. OH, and I'd suggest a stronger mouthwash.
SOUND: sniff sniff

STU’s nose is delivered