Does this screen saver make me look fat?

STU: Sir, does this screen saver make me look fat? WILLIAM: WHAT? STU: These horizontal lines, do they make my motherboard look big? WILLIAM: WHAT? STU, what's wrong? STU: Nothing really, sir. It's just sometimes I wish my physical manifestation more accurately reflected my intelligence quotient. WILLIAM: Please repeat that on a UNC reading level for me. STU: Me want a human body real real a lot, sir.
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    • STU: Sir, does this screen saver make me look fat?
    • WILLIAM: WHAT?
    • STU: These horizontal lines, do they make my motherboard look big?
    • WILLIAM: WHAT? STU, what’s wrong?
    • STU: Nothing really, sir. It’s just sometimes I wish my physical manifestation more accurately reflected my intelligence quotient.
    • WILLIAM: Please repeat that on a UNC reading level for me.
    • STU: Me want a human body real real a lot, sir.