NARRATOR: It occurs in mid-March.
RICH DUDE: ... so after we get back from the Bahamas, we have tickets to the NCAA's!
NARRATOR: A genuine psychological trauma.
RICH DUDE: What about you? What are YOU doing for break?
JOHNNY: Uh, I'm probably going to eat Fritos and watch "Love Boat" reruns all week...
NARRATOR: TRIP ENVY.
JOHNNY: I feel so inadequate!
