Spring break trip envy

NARRATOR: It occurs in mid-March. RICH DUDE: ... so after we get back from the Bahamas, we have tickets to the NCAA's! NARRATOR: A genuine psychological trauma. RICH DUDE: What about you? What are YOU doing for break? JOHNNY: Uh, I'm probably going to eat Fritos and watch "Love Boat" reruns all week... NARRATOR: TRIP ENVY. JOHNNY: I feel so inadequate!
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: It occurs in mid-March.
    • RICH DUDE: … so after we get back from the Bahamas, we have tickets to the NCAA’s!
    • NARRATOR: A genuine psychological trauma.
    • RICH DUDE: What about you? What are YOU doing for break?
    • JOHNNY: Uh, I’m probably going to eat Fritos and watch “Love Boat” reruns all week…
    • NARRATOR: TRIP ENVY.
    • JOHNNY: I feel so inadequate!