Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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Comics about spring break

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Popularity rank 1 #233. Brackets

March 12, 1998

(Everyone is talking in speech balloons full of tournament brackets.)

JOHNNY: From all of us, to all of you, merry NCAA tournament! And a happy spring break! And remember to turn your clocks back! And then forward again!

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Popularity rank 2 #78. Spring break trip envy

March 13, 1997

NARRATOR: It occurs in mid-March.
RICH DUDE: ... so after we get back from the Bahamas, we have tickets to the NCAA's!

NARRATOR: A genuine psychological trauma.
RICH DUDE: What about you? What are YOU doing for break?

JOHNNY: Uh, I'm probably going to eat Fritos and watch "Love Boat" reruns all week...

NARRATOR: TRIP ENVY.
JOHNNY: I feel so inadequate!

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Popularity rank 3 #380. RDU shuttle

March 8, 1999

JAY: Hey, Johnny, you headed out for Spring BreaK?
JOHNNY: Yup, going to Cancun.

JAY: You're not waiting for a shuttle to RDU, are ya? Cuz one left about give minutes ago, said there wouldn't be another for an hour.

JOHNNY: OH... cuz... my flight is... very... SOON.

JAY: Where'd you say you were going again?
JOHNNY: Back to my room to cry...

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