NARRATOR: In honor of Porter’s birthday, we, his roommates, would like to give him the day off and show you what it’s like to be the Chronicle’s only daily cartoonist.
LABEL: Porter!
NARRATOR: 11:00 am: Porter searches his soul for the charming wit and scything humor that permeate every cartoon.
PORTER: Mmm… Skinimax
NARRATOR: 3:00 pm: Porter fights off hordes of appreciative fans.
FAN: More lemurs!
FAN: I read the cartoon today.
FAN: I didn’t get today’s cartoon.
FAN: Where’s Mitch?
BAG ON HEAD: I am not Porter Mason
NARRATOR: 2:00 am: Porter churns out the final product…
