Roommates do the strip

NARRATOR: In honor of Porter's birthday, we, his roommates, would like to give him the day off and show you what it's like to be the Chronicle's only daily cartoonist. LABEL: Porter! NARRATOR: 11:00 am: Porter searches his soul for the charming wit and scything humor that permeate every cartoon. PORTER: Mmm... Skinimax NARRATOR: 3:00 pm: Porter fights off hordes of appreciative fans. FAN: More lemurs! FAN: I read the cartoon today. FAN: I didn't get today's cartoon. FAN: Where's Mitch? BAG ON HEAD: I am not Porter Mason NARRATOR: 2:00 am: Porter churns out the final product... JOHNNY: And then Voltaire says... NOTE: Drawn by: Nupe age 19, Matt age 20 NOTE: Happy b-day P-Love!
Transcript
    • NARRATOR: In honor of Porter’s birthday, we, his roommates, would like to give him the day off and show you what it’s like to be the Chronicle’s only daily cartoonist.
    • LABEL: Porter!
    • NARRATOR: 11:00 am: Porter searches his soul for the charming wit and scything humor that permeate every cartoon.
    • PORTER: Mmm… Skinimax
    • NARRATOR: 3:00 pm: Porter fights off hordes of appreciative fans.
    • FAN: More lemurs!
    • FAN: I read the cartoon today.
    • FAN: I didn’t get today’s cartoon.
    • FAN: Where’s Mitch?
    • BAG ON HEAD: I am not Porter Mason
    • NARRATOR: 2:00 am: Porter churns out the final product…
    • JOHNNY: And then Voltaire says…
    • NOTE: Drawn by: Nupe age 19, Matt age 20
    • NOTE: Happy b-day P-Love!