JOHNNY: Certain things are just LIKABLE, Ben. It's human NATURE. ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE are easy to look at. POOP JOKES are always funny. And POP MUSIC SOUNDS GOOD!

BEN: Yeah, but what you're FORGETTING is-

BEN: Heh, heh, heh. Huh, huh, huh....

BEN: Poop IS funny.

Poop jokes are funny