STU: No messages, sir, no. Of COURSE I like the nose, sir. NO, no, nothing, sir. Really. REALLY. OK. OK. Bye, sir.
SOUND: (click) sniff sniff

SOUND: sniff sniff

SOUND: (click) dialtone beep bop boop boop beep bop bop boop beep bop boop (telephone) ring (telephone) ring

STU: Yes, I've got a coupon for one electronic ASS. Yes, the BOOTY 2000. Ah, x-large. With the optional SCRATCHING component. That's WILLIAM STANLEY...

Of course I like the nose