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The All NEW (Fat and Cholesterol Free) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, let's talk about what the author was saying... Anyone?

ENGLISH TEACHER: He talks about hopes, let's talk about hopes. Anyone have hopes? Anyone?

ENGLISH TEACHER: Johnny, how about you?
JOHNNY: Well, let's see...

JOHNNY: I HOPE that after four straight years of chicken patty and french fry lunches, my arteries don't start to flow grease instead of blood, but, huh, you know, call me a dreamer...