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The All NEW (Served With a Nice White Wine Sauce) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright Johnny, I believe you're presentation is next, let's go!
JOHNNY: Yes, sir...

JOHNNY: Instead of an oral report, sir, I'm going to juggle for my grade! Ha!

ENGLISH TEACHER: No.
JOHNNY: No?
ENGLISH TEACHER: NO.

ENGLISH TEACHER: NEXT!
JOHNNY: Some teachers are so strict...