Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Topic

Comics about school lunch

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Popularity rank 1 #14. Chicken patties

January 1, 1994

The All NEW (Slippery When Wet) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

SOUND: chomp chew crunch munch

SOUND: WHOOMP!
LABEL: Eyebrows
LABEL: Ditto

JAVON: Jeez, this school is ALREADY falling apart? What is it, a piece of roof or something?

JOHNNY: Actually it's just a chicken patty...

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Popularity rank 2 #6. Hopes

November 15, 1993

The All NEW (Fat and Cholesterol Free) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: Alright, let's talk about what the author was saying... Anyone?

ENGLISH TEACHER: He talks about hopes, let's talk about hopes. Anyone have hopes? Anyone?

ENGLISH TEACHER: Johnny, how about you?
JOHNNY: Well, let's see...

JOHNNY: I HOPE that after four straight years of chicken patty and french fry lunches, my arteries don't start to flow grease instead of blood, but, huh, you know, call me a dreamer...

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Popularity rank 3 #1. Robots

September 1, 1993

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

JOHNNY: You know what I hate, having to dress in uniforms for P.E.
JAVON: Yea.

JOHNNY: It's like they want robots, they want everyone to look and act the same.
JAVON: Yea.

LUNCHLADY: What'll you boys have today?
JOHNNY and JAVON: Chicken and fries.
Both wear WRV t-shirts.

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