The All NEW (Slippery When Wet) Adventures of
Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore
SOUND: chomp chew crunch munch
SOUND: WHOOMP!
LABEL: Eyebrows
LABEL: Ditto
JAVON: Jeez, this school is ALREADY falling apart? What is it, a piece of roof or something?
JOHNNY: Actually it's just a chicken patty...
