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JOHNNY: Oh, brother, Duke Nukem again...
SOUND: maim kill

JOHNNY: William, you gotta quitplaying this game! All you do is sit in here all day and click!
WILLIAM: Johnny, I don't expect you to understand...
SOUND: dismember massacre

WILLIAM: This "GAME" has incredibly realistic 3D graphics, smooth animation, and stereo sound!

JOHNNY: As does LIFE!
WILLIAM: LIFE doesn't have an invincible code....
SOUND: obliterate death