STU: Sir, does this screen saver make me look fat?
WILLIAM: WHAT?
STU: These horizontal lines, do they make my motherboard look big?
WILLIAM: WHAT? STU, what's wrong?
STU: Nothing really, sir. It's just sometimes I wish my physical manifestation more accurately reflected my intelligence quotient.
WILLIAM: Please repeat that on a UNC reading level for me.
STU: Me want a human body real real a lot, sir.
