JOHNNY: It's 3:30 AM. My roommates are asleep. I'm tired, very tired.
JOHNNY: I can either START my 5-page philosophy paper that's due in 5 hours...
JOHNNY: OR watch "Bikini Car Wash Babes in Vegas IV"...
JOHNNY: ...freakin' free HBO on Devilvision...
TV: -- "Hey! Maybe WE could wash the cars!"
