Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Nick the Squirrel

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Popularity rank 11 #230. Ever feel like you’re being watched?

March 9, 1998

MO: Ever feel like you're being watched?

NICK: Like your every move, every word is being scrutinized?

NICK: No, not really/
MO: Me neither.

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Popularity rank 12 #207. Bring in da noise

February 4, 1998

A bat with dreadlocks dancing.

The bat keeps dancing.

NICK: I just don't know if there's room in "BRING IN 'DA NOISE, BRING IN 'DA FUNK" for a small, brown bat.
MO: AH, but I can DREAM, I can dream...

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Popularity rank 13 #179. Covert lemurs

November 21, 1997

MO: Sure are a lot of STRAY CATS around here...
NICK: Those aren't cats.

MO: Oh, REALLY? What are they then?
NICK: Covert lemurs who escaped from "THE BIG HOUSE".

MO: "The BIG HOUSE"?
NICK: The PRIMATE CENTER'S not all FUN AND GAMES, Mo. And the walls have ears, the WALLS HAVE EARS...

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Popularity rank 14 #162. Meeting the ad wizards

October 29, 1997

NAN: Simpson, send in Mo and Nick, I wanna finally meet these AD WIZARDS.

MO: Caio, nanny goat, wait'll you see this portfolio, it's a TOUR DE FORCE, a LIFE-CHANGER...

NAN: SIMPSON! You've handed over Duke's advertising to a BAT and a SQUIRREL?!

NAN: That's WAY too high on the evolutionaty scale!
SIMPSON: Well, the RATS we USUALLY use escaped to the Pits' kitchen and MYSTERIOUSLY disappeared.
MO: Oh, yeah. We forgot pants. Is that cool?

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Popularity rank 15 #121. Fall 97 welcome back

September 2, 1997

BEN: Hello, JOHNNY, the lovable main character of the strip.
JOHNNY: Hi to you, BEN, my alternative roommate who acts as a contrast to my shallow life...
LABEL: UPC!

JOHNNY: And hello, William, my nerdy CPS major roommate.
WILLIAM: Hi, I'm using STU, my PC with budding artificial intelligence.
STU: Greetings.

JOHNNY: And look, it is NICK the squirrel and MO the bat who often insert their own views on Duke life.
MO: Hey.

JOHNNY: Say, who's up for another semester of wordy storylines, shoddy character development, and cheap Trent jokes?
ALL: Viva la Keohane!

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