Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Comics about depression

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Popularity rank 6 #359. Meeting some guy who’s not a jerk

February 5, 1999

GIRL: Oh, Johnny, I just wish I could meet some guy who's not a JERK!
JOHNNY: I... I'M not a jerk.

GIRL: Someone who's NICE, someone who's FUNNY. someone who's INTERESTING!
JOHNNY: I'M nice! I'M funny! I'M interesting!

A pause

GIRL: As I was saying... WHY?! Why can't I meet someone like that?
JOHNNY: If you're excuse me, I'll be over there banging my head against that wall...

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Popularity rank 7 #329. Off to K-ville

December 7, 1998

JOHNNY: Well, off to Krzyzweskiville.
BEN: You waste ALL your time in that tent.

JOHNNY: You know, you're RIGHT, Ben. Here I am, WASTING my time, having fun and building friendships.

JOHNNY: When I could be aloof, depressed and nicotine-soaked like you.

JOHNNY: Evil, foul, WICKED tent! You are a CURSE!
BEN: Yeah, laugh it up, slappy. Who's got the GIRLFRIEND?

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Popularity rank 8 #206. I feel so alone

February 3, 1998

NICK: I just feel so alone right now, Mo.
MO: But I'm right here.

NICK: NO, I mean, like, no one UNDERSTANDS me.
MO: I can hear you fine.

NICK: No. NO. Like no one can RELATE to me.
MO: You miss your FAMILY?

NICK: NEVERMIND.
MO: No problem.

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Popularity rank 9 #155. You think too much

October 20, 1997

JOHNNY: Oh, LOOK, this is STUPID!

JOHNNY: You're only DEPRESSED 'cuz you THINK too much! You need to live like ME!
NOTE: Happy b-day pops!

BEN: What, by eating Cheese Nips and watching the USA Network?

JOHNNY: RIGHT! OOO, look, "La Femme Nikita"! Mmm...
BEN: It's WORKING, my brain just made a squooshing sound...
TV: USA: The cure for the common education.

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Popularity rank 10 #154. Hard bearing your soul

October 17, 1997

BEN: It's just HARD being in a daily comic strip, bearing my SOUL out there 5 DAYS a week.

A pause.

JOHNNY: That's your SOUL?

JOHNNY: Nice SOUL.
BEN: Oh, CRAM it, UPC boy.

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