Meeting some guy who’s not a jerk

GIRL: Oh, Johnny, I just wish I could meet some guy who's not a JERK! JOHNNY: I... I'M not a jerk. GIRL: Someone who's NICE, someone who's FUNNY. someone who's INTERESTING! JOHNNY: I'M nice! I'M funny! I'M interesting! A pause GIRL: As I was saying... WHY?! Why can't I meet someone like that? JOHNNY: If you're excuse me, I'll be over there banging my head against that wall...
Transcript
    • GIRL: Oh, Johnny, I just wish I could meet some guy who’s not a JERK!
    • JOHNNY: I… I’M not a jerk.
    • GIRL: Someone who’s NICE, someone who’s FUNNY. someone who’s INTERESTING!
    • JOHNNY: I’M nice! I’M funny! I’M interesting!
    • A pause
    • GIRL: As I was saying… WHY?! Why can’t I meet someone like that?
    • JOHNNY: If you’re excuse me, I’ll be over there banging my head against that wall…