JOHNNY: This pillow's not SQUOOSHY enough!
BEN: Hmm?
JOHNNY: A pillow should be firm, but this one is TOO firm! It's not SQUOOSHY enough!
BEN: And yet the world still turns...
JOHNNY: What? HEY! These are LUMPS! I didn't pay for LUMPS!
JOHNNY: This pillow's not SQUOOSHY enough!
BEN: Hmm?
JOHNNY: A pillow should be firm, but this one is TOO firm! It's not SQUOOSHY enough!
BEN: And yet the world still turns...
JOHNNY: What? HEY! These are LUMPS! I didn't pay for LUMPS!
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