Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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#389. Tour groups

March 26, 1999

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BEARDO: Damn tour groups, poor guy never saw it coming.
BEN: Uuuuuuuuu...

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#388. First step to getting girls

March 25, 1999

JAY: I dunno, how do get girls to like you, Johnny?
JOHNNY: Oh, I have a SYSTEM. The firs step is: get to be good friends with them.

A pause

JOHNNY: That's pretty much IT... it's not the BEST system.
JAY: NO... No, it's not.

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#387. Day after losing 1999 NCAA championship

March 24, 1999

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JOHNNY: (sigh)

NARRATOR: Congratulations men's and women's basketball. Trajan, Michelle, Nicole, Taymon, Nilary, Payton, Justin, Naz, Takisha, THANK YOU.

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#386. Celebrating basketball

March 23, 1999

BEN: Don't you have class now?
JOHNNY: I'm celebrating the success of our basketball team.

BEN: I thought that's why you skipped class FRIDAY.
JOHNNY: That was in celebration of the WOMEN'S team, and today is for the MEN'S.

BEN: I suppose tomorrow you'll be celebrating...
JOHNNY: The success of our coed cross-country billiards team, yes.

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#385. Foil

March 22, 1999

BEN: Johnny, if this were all a big play, I think you'd be my FOIL.
JOHNNY: So, you'd use me to wrap up SANDWICHES?

A pause

BEN: WHAT... why... were you ELECTROCUTED as a child? Like more than once?
JOHNNY: No. But my mom says I used to eat a lot of caterpillars.

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