Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

Johnny the Mediocre Human

Comics from Duke in the '90s

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#4. French revolution

October 15, 1993

The All NEW (Practically Perfect in Every Way) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: OK, Johnny, I believe your report on the French Revolution is next...

JOHNNY: (nervous) The French Revolution began in 17, uh, 93 and, uh, what happened was, uh, the entire country revolved 60 degrees West around its center, killing millions and causing unthinkable horror and stuff.

JOHNNY: Well?

ENGLISH TEACHER: Keep goin'. It's better than what I had anyway...

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#3. Fight

October 1, 1993

The All NEW (Make Cartoons, Not War) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

JOHNNY: Sigh...
CROWD: FIGHT! FIGHT! Yea! FIGHT! Yea!

JOHNNY: PEACE! Ooo! Whoa! Look everybody! PEACE! PEACE!

Crowd turns around.

JOHNNY: I just do it to see the looks on their faces...
PONYTAIL DUDE: This sucks, I forgot why they were even fighting.

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#2. Gym locker

September 15, 1993

The All NEW (Vacuum Packed for Freshness) Adventures of
By: Porter Mason III

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

SOUND: CLICK
Lock unlocks on a gym locker.

JOHNNY: Oh, no.

JOHNNY: I should've seen this coming.

JOHNNY: After 17 straight weeks of non-washing, my gym clothes have bio-degraded.

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#1. Robots

September 1, 1993

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

JOHNNY: You know what I hate, having to dress in uniforms for P.E.
JAVON: Yea.

JOHNNY: It's like they want robots, they want everyone to look and act the same.
JAVON: Yea.

LUNCHLADY: What'll you boys have today?
JOHNNY and JAVON: Chicken and fries.
Both wear WRV t-shirts.

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