The All NEW (Practically Perfect in Every Way) Adventures of
Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore
ENGLISH TEACHER: OK, Johnny, I believe your report on the French Revolution is next...
JOHNNY: (nervous) The French Revolution began in 17, uh, 93 and, uh, what happened was, uh, the entire country revolved 60 degrees West around its center, killing millions and causing unthinkable horror and stuff.
JOHNNY: Well?
ENGLISH TEACHER: Keep goin'. It's better than what I had anyway...
