- BARRY: Coming up next, we’ll hear a new tune from a band you’ve never heard of.
- BARRY: The song isn’t well-written or that original, but wait til we play it a few hundred times.
- BARRY: Within two weeks, you’ll know ALL the lyrics, be a member of their FANCLUB, and the lead singer will start work on a solo project.
- BARRY: This is 98.8 FM, and as always, I’m Barry, THE HONEST DJ.
- BEN: The truth shall set us free, Barry.