GIRL: Oh, Johnny, I just wish I could meet some guy who's not a JERK!
JOHNNY: I... I'M not a jerk.
GIRL: Someone who's NICE, someone who's FUNNY. someone who's INTERESTING!
JOHNNY: I'M nice! I'M funny! I'M interesting!
A pause
GIRL: As I was saying... WHY?! Why can't I meet someone like that?
JOHNNY: If you're excuse me, I'll be over there banging my head against that wall...
