Math class dream

The All NEW (Made in America, Except for These Titles, Which are From Taiwan) Adventures of Johnny, That Guy DREAM SEQUENCE MATH TEACHER: Mr. Williams! You're next! JOHNNY: No thanks, sir. Graphing polynomial functions isn't really my thing... LABEL: Ellipsis! DREAM SEQUENCE MATH TEACHER: We're not graphing functions, for this test I've decided to let ya'll shoot baskets in the trash can for your grade! Here, catch! A balled up piece of paper is thrown to a surprised Johnny. LABEL: Motion Lines! DREAM SEQUENCE JOHNNY: Finally, a class recognizes my true abilities! Ha! Here comes an easy 100%! JOHNNY: I think this is my calling! LABEL: Asleep! MATH TEACHER: We'll pause now seeing as fruitcake here obviously didn't take his prozac this morning... LABEL: Annoyed Math Teacher
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  1. The All NEW (Made in America, Except for These Titles, Which are From Taiwan) Adventures of Johnny, That Guy
    • DREAM SEQUENCE
    • MATH TEACHER: Mr. Williams! You’re next!
    • JOHNNY: No thanks, sir. Graphing polynomial functions isn’t really my thing…
    • LABEL: Ellipsis!
    • DREAM SEQUENCE
    • MATH TEACHER: We’re not graphing functions, for this test I’ve decided to let ya’ll shoot baskets in the trash can for your grade! Here, catch!
    • A balled up piece of paper is thrown to a surprised Johnny.
    • LABEL: Motion Lines!
    • DREAM SEQUENCE
    • JOHNNY: Finally, a class recognizes my true abilities! Ha! Here comes an easy 100%!
    • JOHNNY: I think this is my calling!
    • LABEL: Asleep!
    • MATH TEACHER: We’ll pause now seeing as fruitcake here obviously didn’t take his prozac this morning…
    • LABEL: Annoyed Math Teacher