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Math class dream
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- The All NEW (Made in America, Except for These Titles, Which are From Taiwan) Adventures of Johnny, That Guy
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- DREAM SEQUENCE
- MATH TEACHER: Mr. Williams! You’re next!
- JOHNNY: No thanks, sir. Graphing polynomial functions isn’t really my thing…
- LABEL: Ellipsis!
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- DREAM SEQUENCE
- MATH TEACHER: We’re not graphing functions, for this test I’ve decided to let ya’ll shoot baskets in the trash can for your grade! Here, catch!
- A balled up piece of paper is thrown to a surprised Johnny.
- LABEL: Motion Lines!
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- DREAM SEQUENCE
- JOHNNY: Finally, a class recognizes my true abilities! Ha! Here comes an easy 100%!
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- JOHNNY: I think this is my calling!
- LABEL: Asleep!
- MATH TEACHER: We’ll pause now seeing as fruitcake here obviously didn’t take his prozac this morning…
- LABEL: Annoyed Math Teacher