BEN: I KNOW you have exams! I wish you'd've remembered that this MORNING!
WILLIAM: Ben, what's up?
BEN: No, you will not HITCH back! We'll come get you. Oh, hold on...
BEN: Johnny went to Myrtle a week and a half early.
WILLIAM: I knew his switch to the Chinese calendar would cause trouble.
BEN: No, there's no such thing as a "leap week".
