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The All NEW (Better Than the Leading Prescription Strength) Adventures of

Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore

ENGLISH TEACHER: So Hemingway was saying, oh, yes, Dobnowski?

DOBNOWSKI: Excuse me, sir, but may I be excused to go to football practice?
ENGLISH TEACHER: Go on, son.

JOHNNY: I need to go too, Mr. K.
ENGLISH TEACHER: Oh! I didn't realize you were on the football team, Johnny.

DOBNOWSKI: He's not, sir. We like to use him as a tackling dummy...
JOHNNY: Assistant in Charge of Physical Mutilation, I prefer...