Football practice

The All NEW (Better Than the Leading Prescription Strength) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore ENGLISH TEACHER: So Hemingway was saying, oh, yes, Dobnowski? DOBNOWSKI: Excuse me, sir, but may I be excused to go to football practice? ENGLISH TEACHER: Go on, son. JOHNNY: I need to go too, Mr. K. ENGLISH TEACHER: Oh! I didn't realize you were on the football team, Johnny. DOBNOWSKI: He's not, sir. We like to use him as a tackling dummy... JOHNNY: Assistant in Charge of Physical Mutilation, I prefer...
Transcript
  1. The All NEW (Better Than the Leading Prescription Strength) Adventures of Johnny, the Mediocre Sophomore
    • ENGLISH TEACHER: So Hemingway was saying, oh, yes, Dobnowski?
    • DOBNOWSKI: Excuse me, sir, but may I be excused to go to football practice?
    • ENGLISH TEACHER: Go on, son.
    • JOHNNY: I need to go too, Mr. K.
    • ENGLISH TEACHER: Oh! I didn’t realize you were on the football team, Johnny.
    • DOBNOWSKI: He’s not, sir. We like to use him as a tackling dummy…
    • JOHNNY: Assistant in Charge of Physical Mutilation, I prefer…